behind the mastermind

and you know what? the truth is that life doesn't suck.

in fact, life is great. don't believe what others say.

i love being alive, but the best part is that i somehow manage to meet you and shit, even when i was ready to crash and burn thanxs to my former relationship. yeah, and it's fuckin' weird. who would've thought. i mean, obviously, this is the one-hit-wonder relationship that we get to know once in a lifetime. and i can't seem to get tired of hearing it over and over.

i love you and shit, you know? and i know i sometimes don't feel like saying it, but this shit is the real deal. i know it. i can feel my dick beat with excitement when i hear you over the phone. and baby, let me tell you, not everyone. not everyone have the power.

did i tell you that i have a freacking lubricant fetish. oh, yeah, i guess you know it by now. i also have an obssesion for asian gals. i don't know what that is. i mean the asian dudes makes me wanna puke, but the asian gals... well, i don't know. why am i telling you this? i dunno. why not? oh, come on. where's your sense of humor? oh, come on, what do you mean i always have to screw a perfect moment? didn't i tell you i love you?