behind the mastermind

--so, what's gonna be your gift?
--a strap-on.
--a strap-on? you mean like a dildo?
--no, i mean like a strap-on.
--don't you think it's rude?
--why rude?
--well, i mean, it's a wedding gift...
--so?
--don't you think it's, like, unpolite?
--for who?
--well, for the husband, for starters. i mean, you're giving them a strap-on and it's not like they're lesbians or something. they're man and woman, why a strap-on.
--it's fun. maybe she and i can play. i don't know...
--you and her?
--is there a problem?
--well... what am i gonna do...? like, where am i gonna be if you decide to go "play" with her?
--i dunno. you'll think of something...
--so... it's ok for you if i "play" around with other women?
--as long as i don't hear/see/smell/suspect, i don't see why not.
--i don't need to use a strap-on, right?
--ey, for each its own...